My Vagina Drips Acid.

TOMORROW....

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:57:12 GMT

Is gonna suck ass. Its gonna be 110 degrees and theres gonna be people everywhere so add fucking 40 degrees to that shit. UGH. Hopefully those bitch-ass isolated thunderstorms come all throughout the day so we can all get cooled off. The bands better be worth it... Plus my tummy has a rumblin and i feel sick..

MY juices be flowin.

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:21:06 GMT

Ugh.. i feel like shit. This sucks.

Cut my wrists and SCAR MY THIGHS!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 18 May 2006 23:26:02 GMT

Funny things about ugly people like yourself:

1. I'm not the one who started this.
2. Difference: You still cut.
3."Show me yo' belly" funny blog, which you deleted, but that's besides the point. I guess we have something in common; you like girls, too. Dike.
4. We all know I have bad taste.

Excuse me, I have to go puke.

Im on tonight, my hips dont lie and im startin to feel tha beat!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 15:02:13 GMT

yeah alright.... so today is the last day of the play and im happy and kinda sad at the same time. whatev. At least now i can get my social life back!!!! SHAKIRA SAKIRA!! Yeah that song is in my mind all the time. I think its becoming apart of me. Not really but yeah... WELLLLLLLLLL this was boring, now i know why i dont update.

JESUS MARY AND FUCKING JOSEPH CHRIST DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 13:52:21 GMT

What the FUUUUUUCCCK!!!!! Loser called my house and now my parents think I was out with EWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Im not even gonna say the name... and if you know who im talking about dont say the name either. I'm just pissed off and I cant understand why I just cant be left the FUCK alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:55:43 GMT

Its crazy.. when life starts to pull you in all sorts of directions, everything eventually works out. Its going good.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:44:32 GMT

So i just wanted to say that im gonna do uma. seriously shes gonna get it. Rough, bloody, moldy and grotchy. She better know whats coming to her because shes gonna get it all WEEK LONG. Ima make her vagina goop and drip gooey goo al over the place and then have her drink it up. That is gonna happen after i rape her though, yeah shes gonna get it.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:18:43 GMT

TINO

Hi Everyone! ITS JOEY AND UMA!!!!!

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:15:32 GMT

hey
hi

Ok.. wow its so FUCKING

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 17:50:45 GMT

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.. ok im sitting downstairs at my god damned computer, thats right its damned to god,and im fucking freezing. If i had on pants it could help but i dont feel like moving. im going to put some on now.

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 03:33:31 GMT

ahhhhhhh... so im updating now, yeah... brittany is waiting to get on the comp but im stalling.... soooooo what to say. ILL give a shout out to my gurl UmiE who i will miss dearly while im gone... and i guess my cousins too but not as much as uma. So what to sayyyyyyyyyyyy..../. ummmm umie.. yeh so what should i say... um BUFFy.. UMIE.. Yeah sooooo um i guess this will be one long and awsoem entry. im gonna talk about why im so bored.. UMIE ill miss you. thats all this concsits of me talkign about how much miss you. But anywayszzzz for all u's that dont wheere im going.. it be avalon to the beach for a four day trip... welll UMIE i guess ill miss you. but what i realyy have to say os that im gonna see you naked one of these days and were gonna hook up sooooooooon LOL love ya babes.. leave me a comment everyday im away like last time baby gurl on my myspace.... and me you and seanie have to go to club mystique when we gets back. CANT WAIT

Love to everyone BUT HOLLY

JoEy

DREAM SEQUENCE

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 15:12:06 GMT

OK... i had a real wierd dream today but i loved every second of it. Yeah so i had a dream that i was with Buffy, from the show, and it was like a different version of the series finale or maybe it was season 8. So like the beginnning was like all backround shit that i cant really remember, but like at the end we were all in my backyard and i was looking for a weapon with Dawn and Anya.... we ask Buffy but then all of a suden she starts to glow and she is warped to the HellMouth... so we goto my shed. I got an axe and it was hot shit. ANYWAYS while we were in the shed a whole bunch of vampires startd like coming through the fence and we all get out and start fighting. My axe was all rusty and shit so it made funny noises when i swung it. I help dawn take out like 9 vamps and then i see willow being takin down by like 5 different vampires. after like two minutes i run over there and she looks like shes gonna die. i start chopping the heads and shit and then like when thier all done and dead a scene flashes and i guess we won but it ends up buffy, dawn, willoe, and xander are at the hospital visiting buffys mom, Shes bald at the time,and then it shows the credits. It end out i was watching t.v and my mom goes yeah they said theyll shot another episode if people vote to. and i then the FUCKING phone woke me up...

I missed a lot of huge chunks in the story but idk i didnt want to forget this one....

yeah, so, ok

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 19:03:09 GMT

Welllllll i decided i might as well try and keep this journal updated... but what to talk about. This summer has been going pretty well.. me and Uma have been getting along better.. i guess because we talked a bit in the parking lot at target or whatever the place nxt to its called... lol good times. HEYYYYYYY um i saw a lil bit of uma i never saw before but i think ill keep that to myself. Like i said good timesss... um emilys in illinois and im in delaware and i really DONT miss her at all.... j/k i miss her so much j/k. ok well today i was thinking movies with uma and idk who else but today yeah movies maybe and uma deffintly..

...

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 00:23:48 GMT

I dont really know what to say right now. I didnt want to hurt you and even though i didnt want to.. i did. Trust me, i DID NOT lie to you. I would never want to delibratly hurt you, yet i obviosly did, and i doubt it was just because of the whole "lieing" thing but because i got so hot-headed so quick and i made a complete jackass of myself. I went to Emilys at like 2:20 and stayed till like 3:30 and then went with my mom and aunt to mikes house and met with his attorney for like two hours. I didnt talk to the guy but he seemed upset and i dont know whats going on.... I didnt lie to you hun, but i dont see why this will make you believe me. Look i just wanna talk to you without either of us being upset because every time something like this happens it eats at me inside.. I cant fight with you and you say the same thing. I dont want either of us to be upset.. Call me or send me an IM or even just come over and talk to me..

Nothing ot do nor say

Tue, 17 May 2005 18:09:33 GMT

Well im in the art room allllllll ALONE with nobody here beside me at all. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ALONE.. so while im here i wanna talk about sexual education amongst teenagers. DONT USE IT. ITS POINTLESS, and doesnt feel as good... schools over gtg bye

Fill in my bubbles

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 01:02:56 GMT

try to answer as truthfully as you can.. i know a lie when i see one. i love anyone who fills this in...i stole this from holly

am i...
- am i cute?
- am i pretty?
- am i crazy?
- am i lovable?
- am i funny?
- am i annoying?
- am i psycho?
- am i daring?
- am i a good person?

would you...
- would you hug me?
- would you miss me if i was gone?
- would you kiss me?
- would you make out with me?
- would you listen to my problems?
- would you be a good friend?
- would you be my best friend?

would you ever...
- would you ever go out with me?
- would you ever do it again if you already have?
- would you ever marry me if you could?
- would you ever make out with me in a cemetery?
- would you ever make out with me in the rain?
- would you ever cuddle with me?

if you could...
- if you could give me a new name, it would be?
- if you could do one thing with me, it would be?
- if you could give me a piece of advice, it would be?
- if you could kidnap me for a day, where would we go?

just a few questions...
- what do you love about me?
- what do you hate about me?
- what is my best quality?
- if you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
- what is your honest opinion about me?
- what would you do if i sang out of tune?
- what song reminds you of me?
- do i remind you of any characters on tv?
- have you ever had a dream about me?
- if you just met me, how old would you guess i am?
- am i huggable?
- if you could give me anything, what would it be?
- if you could promise me anything, what would it be?

personal...
- am i ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, gorgeous etc.?
- if you could describe me in one word, what would that word be?
- when we first talked, what were your thoughts?
- if you had to describe to someone who i am and what i am like, what would you tell them?
- what are my faults?
- what are my strengths?
- do you wish we were closer?
- why aren't we closer?

Nigga say Word.....

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:53:15 GMT

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Becca is back for a lil while. It makes me happy to see her again. Yeah, i just got back from visiting her and seeing her mom and brothers and OF COURSE her made me feel whole again. Not that I wasnt whole but i just feel like i used to. yeah well my lj is gay because its so plain and boring and i cant do shit to change it because i dont know how. I'll deal with it later.

I LOVE UMA
I LOVE BECCA

Well

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 18:27:18 GMT

This is my first fucking journal and I'm very proud of it. Thats all i have to say.

Concert TODAY.. are you ready UMA!!!!